We're Half Awake In A Fake Empire by Megan Ryan Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Unique Graphic Wear – DTG Printed on Gildan® Blanks
Soft enough to sleep in. Cool enough to post about. Every piece is DTG-printed on premium Gildan® fabric for colors that pop and comfort that lasts.
📸 The image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your variant and we’ll craft it to order.
Here’s Why It’s Worth It
- 🎨 Print That Pops – DTG-printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling – just bold, vivid color.
- 🧵 Skin-Friendly & Soft – OEKO-TEX certified Gildan® fabric. No harsh chemicals, just pure comfort.
- 👕 Designed for Real Life – Classic silhouette, taped shoulders, itch-free tear-away label. Wear it anywhere.
- 🇺🇸 From American Farms – US Cotton Trust Protocol certified. The good stuff, sourced the right way.
Material Details
- T-Shirt (5.3 oz) & Long Sleeve (6 oz): 100% cotton – airy, comfortable, all-season wear.
- Fleece (Sweatshirt & Hoodie): 8 oz cotton/poly blend – warm, smooth surface, anti-pill finish.
- Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.
Size & Color Options
Not sure about sizing? Check our charts below:


- Use the color chart to explore your options.
- Check the size chart for measurements.
- Select, add to cart, and enjoy!
When Will It Arrive?
- ✅ Production: 1–3 business days.
- 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
- ⚡ USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
- 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.
Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We can’t accept returns for sizing errors, but we’re always here to help if something isn’t right.
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