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I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me by Reichcorp

I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me by Reichcorp Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Sale price  $18.94 Regular price  $26.94
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Unique Graphic Wear – DTG Printed on Gildan® Blanks

First impression? Fire. Tenth wash? Still fire. Printed directly on Gildan® cotton with pro-grade DTG ink that bonds to the fiber. No cracking, ever.

📸 The image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your variant and we’ll craft it to order.

Why This Stands Out

  • 🎨 Colors That Stay – Advanced DTG ink bonds with every fiber. Wash it 50 times – still looks fresh.
  • 🧵 Feels Like a Hug – Gildan® fabric with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Premium comfort from the inside out.
  • 👕 Fits Like It Should – Classic cut, taped neck & shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.
  • 🇺🇸 Cotton Done Right – Sourced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Premium quality, responsibly grown.

Fabric Breakdown

  • T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: Pure cotton (5.3–6 oz) – breathable comfort, durable construction.
  • Heavy Blend Fleece: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/polyester – cozy warmth with pill-resistant durability.
  • Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.

Find Your Perfect Fit

Not sure about sizing? Check our charts below:

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  1. Pick your color from the chart above.
  2. Choose your size using the size guide.
  3. Add to cart – we’ll handle the rest!

Delivery & Handling

  • Production: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
  • USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.

Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We can’t accept returns for sizing errors, but we’re always here to help if something isn’t right.

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